what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
(Source: mcclairstonem)
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
zig a zig ah
(Source: venomoth-balls)
